I'm a fraud.
Yes gourmet eaters, I am a sham so feel free to turn your noses up at me. The following recipe will make you shutter.
1 cup of milk
some dark chocolate nibs
couple shakes of Cinnamon
a shake of Cayenne (careful, it's stronger than you think)
Whipped cream, if you want... and you do.
Heat milk in a pan with chocolate nibs and cocoa packet, continuously stirring or the milk will burn. Ick.
Once it's steaming and the chocolate is melted into the milk, pour into glass. Add cinnamon, cayenne to taste. You must add whipped cream or you can't be my friend. Unless you're lactose intolerant, then it's ok.
Don't burn your tongue and enjoy!
Yeah, it's mostly mix. I don't care. Suck my holiday cheer.
Happy Holidays bitches!